Will sing for toast....

Yes I have a horrific hangover, and I may moan about it quite a lot so if I see you today, and your like "Hey Daz how are you?" and I swear, I apologise profus.. profusel... I CANT SPELL NOW. Its always a bugger when your so bollocksed that your vocabulary goes bye bye, I have so much work to do as well!
He did say he misses us though, which was ever so sweet, and I got completely paraletic and had an awesome Chinese meal and I left home with only a fiver! How amazing, very amazing!

Hmmmm....

"London's busiest jail is "overrun with cockroaches" and has an "unusually high" number of assault allegations against staff, a report has said."

Is there only me thinking "Good"?

Ms Owers' report also said inmates at the prison in Islington, north London, lacked basic requirements such as pillows, while at times there was not enough food.

....Awwww didums, if you wanted to lie on a nice bed with a soft white pillow and have your breakfest brought to you in bed my I suggest the Hilton? Or the Dorchester in London is very nice. I wouldn't on the other hand suggest killing someone in order to go on a holiday

Maybe its just 9am on a Thursday and my head hurts